Ha!
Each year, in the run up to Christmas, you always hear about that one present that every child wants but no parent can get their hands on. This year it’s the Nintendo Wii. So far, I’ve heard stories of people queueing for hours only to be told there’s none left, people buying them online for nearly double the price and, strangely, I know of a man that robbed a Wii from someone’s unlocked car, but then left €300 in their glove box to pay for it. Gobshite.
In light of all this desperation, you can imagine how hard I laughed this afternoon when I received a ‘corporate gift’ from one of my suppliers in work and opened it to find…A Nintendo Wii! Hooray!
I must admit, the laugh I laughed was an evil sort of belly-laugh; an acknowledgement that I, and not some snot-nosed little shit, will be swinging a shiny white rod around my sitting room on Christmas morning (Christ, that doesn’t sound right). Laughing. Ha ha ha!
Up yours kids! This is gonna be a Merry fucking Christmas indeed.
