After exhaustive testing, I think I’m happy enough that my site is working OK…

So hello and welcome to my site. Before we begin I’ve got a few questions for you; this is more important than you might think:

Q1. What’s your favourite drink?

Q2. Your favourite band?

Q3. Your favourite meal?

Q4. Are you male or female?

Thank you for participating in my little ’survey’. I hope you enjoy the site.

H

**Please note: this information will under no circumstances be used for profiling potential victims dates, as I am not nearly clever enough to trace IP addresses and correlate the results with other IP traces on popular social networking sites such as Bebo, MySpace and Facebook. The information contained within these sites will not be then used to track down your location, either through your own profile or one of your friends (someone’s always dumb enough to give their real name and address). I will not then stalk such person(s) , approach them some night in a bar and impress them by buying them their favourite drink, then talking about how much I love their favourite band and then offering to buy them their favourite meal. Like I said, I’m not that clever. Or that fucking desperate.