Whilst out on the first (of my many) smoke breaks this morning, I was perusing through this morning’s bulging edition of bullshit, the Indo. Shame on me. Anyway, I happened to come upon (not like that, you dirty-minded tramp) a rather mis-informative ‘article’ on safety at Christmas, brought to us by none other than the Vintner’s Federation of Ireland.

Aside from the usual crap we hear from this shower of cunts, like the ’social isolation’ of old alcoholics that can’t take their car to the pub anymore, one comment from Padraig Cribben (CEO designate of the VFI) damn near stuck me down with it’s stupidity:

“Today, a large percentage of alcohol is consumed in places other than the pub. The pub is the most controlled and safest place to drink.”

Safest place to drink? My hole. He’s obviously never visited the Jobstown Inn…

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