At long last
Well I’ll be damned, it seems that the FAI have finally got their man. Fucking took them long enough though, the heel-dragging cunts that they are. A proper organisation would have wrapped up this whole saga ages ago. For that matter, a proper organisation would never have hired Stan in the first fucking place. That decision still beggars belief. Eamon Dunphy is quoted in the Star saying “We’ve traded an Escort for a Ferrari”. When I read it I thought to myself “Christ… Dunphy’s being unusually kind to Staunton”. I would have said “We’ve traded the broken wing mirror off a 1985 Toyota Starlet for a Ferrari”, and even that’s being fairly fucking generous in my opinion.
Thankfully now we can put all that shit behind us and look forward to some good times again under our new World-class manager, Giovanni Trapattoni. Of course, I’m assuming that the FAI don’t fuck the deal up… ah shit.









