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Best Liar Ever?

Read this. I don’t care how many doctors say it’s possible, this dude has got to be lying his ass off. Although if it is true, and Sexsomnia does actually exist, I wanna know how I can acquire this magical condition. Shit, it’s hard enough to get laid when I’m awake…