Comments on: DIE, PHONE, DIE… http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/ Talking shite, day and night Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:50:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Pinkie http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-22 Pinkie Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:36:37 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-22 Sony ericsson, baby! All the way. Sony ericsson, baby! All the way.

]]> By: H http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-23 H Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:45:31 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-23 Thanks Pinkie, I like the style of the Sony Ericssons but wonder how well do they withstand impact? Was thinking a Fisher-Price phone might suit my temperament a bit better. Thanks Pinkie, I like the style of the Sony Ericssons but wonder how well do they withstand impact?

Was thinking a Fisher-Price phone might suit my temperament a bit better.

]]> By: Pinkie http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-24 Pinkie Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:39:40 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-24 Impact sustainability (new word?) is shite with the sony ericsson unfortunately. I should know. Wasn't it Nokia that had one of those phones that you could bounce? I had one of those for years and it did bounce. Landed on the train tracks one day - had to get some young fella to hop down and grab it for me (wearing a skirt I was, ye see) - not a single scratch on the fecker. Fisher price phones now -- hrm, they are good for drooling on (see babies) but impact... I am not sure. A megaphone might do you a good service. That way if someone wants to interrupt your day off then HA - you will interrupt everyone in the intervening space. Jaysus - it's a bit early for this yabber. I'm off to have a fried egg. Pray I dont burn down the kitchen. Again. Impact sustainability (new word?) is shite with the sony ericsson unfortunately. I should know. Wasn’t it Nokia that had one of those phones that you could bounce? I had one of those for years and it did bounce. Landed on the train tracks one day - had to get some young fella to hop down and grab it for me (wearing a skirt I was, ye see) - not a single scratch on the fecker.

Fisher price phones now — hrm, they are good for drooling on (see babies) but impact… I am not sure. A megaphone might do you a good service. That way if someone wants to interrupt your day off then HA - you will interrupt everyone in the intervening space.

Jaysus - it’s a bit early for this yabber. I’m off to have a fried egg. Pray I dont burn down the kitchen.

Again.

]]> By: H http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-25 H Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:31:33 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-25 A bouncy phone... Now there's an idea. Actually, fuck that. Smashing a phone is very satisfying, therapeutic even. I think I'll design a phone that can be broken into shite but put back together again. Could be a big seller don't you think? A bouncy phone… Now there’s an idea.

Actually, fuck that. Smashing a phone is very satisfying, therapeutic even.

I think I’ll design a phone that can be broken into shite but put back together again. Could be a big seller don’t you think?

]]> By: Pinkie http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-26 Pinkie Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:14:05 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-26 LEGO! A lego phone - christ you are a genius! You could call it the 'Humpty Phone' -- No, not as in 'humping', as in 'Humpty Dumpty'! LEGO! A lego phone - christ you are a genius! You could call it the ‘Humpty Phone’ — No, not as in ‘humping’, as in ‘Humpty Dumpty’!

]]> By: Quickroute http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-30 Quickroute Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:39:51 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/die-phone-die/#comment-30 You need a Blackberry boyo! That way you can look a la VIP important at bars, cafes, Starbucks, Dunnes Stores and the likes. It vibrates too and so doubles as a sex toy for yer missus so you can watch the footie in peace n' quiet. Guaranteed or your money back from RIM (arseholes!) You need a Blackberry boyo! That way you can look a la VIP important at bars, cafes, Starbucks, Dunnes Stores and the likes. It vibrates too and so doubles as a sex toy for yer missus so you can watch the footie in peace n’ quiet. Guaranteed or your money back from RIM (arseholes!)

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