Ok, so it’s been over a month since I lasted posted anything, that’s fairly fucking lazy by anyone’s standards. But there are some legitimate reasons as to why I’ve been so negligent:

Firstly, it was Christmas. That’s a pretty good excuse for doing fuck all. Then came New Year’s, another good excuse for not working. Also, I was pretty drunk for the month of January (yes, the whole fucking month, what’s it to ya?) and lastly, I was recently abducted by aliens. More about that to follow…

But now that I’ve put all that crazy shit behind me, I’ve decided to return to the world of blogging. Expect some more shitetalkin’ soon…