(Greeting - optional)
Hello, fuckface.

(nominate)
I think Johnny Bollixface should be Shitetalker of the Month because…

(reason for nomination)
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah

(reference link)
http://www.linktojohnnybollixfacesayingsomethingretarded.com/

(Goodbye - Optional)
Now give me my prize, you obnoxious wanker

I am getting my peg in there first for Patrick Bartholomew Ahern.

(reason for nomination)
The Mahon Tribunal. All of it.
In particular:
“It is not correct, and if I said so, I was not correct — I cannot recall if I said it, but I did not say, or if I did, I did not mean to say it — that these issues could not be dealt with until the end of the Mahon Tribunal,” - Ahern.

“It took Ireland 30 years to become an overnight success.” - Tosspot.

(reference link)
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/fionnan-sheahan/straight-answers-needed-to-taxing-bertie-questions-1277938.html

Fare thee well

Having said that, Staunton said some pretty retarded shit at the start of the month so I’d expect someone will nominate him. Could give our illustrious leader a run for his money…

OK I know I can’t win the prize or anything but I feel have to make a suggestion, just to make the vote a bit more interesting. Anyone that read the Sunday Independents’ Life magazine last Sunday will understand where I’m coming from. It was Marcus Sweeney’s interview that was the main feature story in Sunday. Well talk about toilet trash, you don’t even need to read the interview, just look at the photos of him, you can tell from them that all that will come out of this man’s mouth is shite.You can see his nipples in one shot and his hairy belly button in another, for fuck sake pass the sick bucket! I think the aim of the interview was so he could get some sympathy, that’s going by the slapped arse look on his face in every photo. But anyway here is an example of the crap spoken:

When asked about drugs:
I think it’s very unfair. It’s an element of society that’s there. It’s present there and we all know it’s there. It’s very unfair to drag anyone in who is aware of what’s going on, because we are all fully aware of what’s going on. Whether you are in a nightclub or a bar or a house party, or wherever you are going. Drugs are out there. We are not idiots. And it has come to the stage that this is out there and it has come to the stage that let’s put our hands up and say, ‘Ok, it’s there’. But if you are not familiar with drugs, therefore you can not be aware of drugs. If I’m not familiar with drugs, I’m not aware of them. I’m into my health and fitness; I’m into my lifestyle and my food and my restaurant. I’m not fully aware of them.

Now give me my prize you obnoxious wanker!!

That’s a fair mouthful of shite all right.