Shitetalker of the Month
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As the name of this website suggests, I have a tendency to talk shite. A considerable amount of shite, if the truth be told. However, Bertie’s recent insistence that his mother gave him £7000 (and he doesn’t know how she got it), made me realise that there are other people in the world who are also quite adept at this shite-talking lark.
As the owner of Shitetalker.com, I feel it is my duty to recognise the achievements of my fellow Shitetalkers and so I bring you the “Shitetalker of the Month Award”, the ultimate accolade for those among us who can’t operate their mouth and brain simultaneously. I would like to offer my readers and fellow bloggers the opportunity to take part in this great event, with a fantastic prize for the winning nomination!*
*I cannot guarantee that the prize will actually be ‘fantastic’.
To enter simply nominate your Shitetalker of the Month using the comment form below, stating why you feel your Nominee deserves the title (provide links to relevant info if necessary). After the nomination period is closed, I will conduct an on-site poll to determine the winner. The person who nominated the eventual winner of the poll will receive a prize of €10 worth of call credit for the network of their choice. Some rules:- The person who first declares the winning nominee will receive the prize. Please do not nominate someone already mentioned as you are wasting your time!
- Only 1 nominee per reader, so choose carefully!
- Depending on the number of nominations, I may have to exclude some nominees from the poll. I have the final say in which nominees are included in the poll.
- You can nominate anyone be it a politician, sports star, celebrity, a fellow blogger or (if you like) you can even nominate me, but where’s the fucking fun in that? All I ask is that you can validate your reasons for nominating the person in question and provide links if the topic is not common knowledge.
- The poll will be conducted at the end of each month.
- I feel it is important to point out that I will not require any personal information other than your email address to deliver the prize. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the prize, readers from outside the ROI may have no use for it.
- The prize is non-negotiatable.
CURRENT NOMINEES:
Bertie Ahern - Mahon Tribunal gibberish - Nominated by Pinkie
Marcus Sweeney - Derek Zoolander moment - Nominated by Mrs Shitetalker
February 21st, 2008 at 9:38 pm
***SAMPLE NOMINATION***
(Greeting - optional)
Hello, fuckface.
(nominate)
I think Johnny Bollixface should be Shitetalker of the Month because…
(reason for nomination)
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
(reference link)
http://www.linktojohnnybollixfacesayingsomethingretarded.com/
(Goodbye - Optional)
Now give me my prize, you obnoxious wanker
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
Hello Talker of Shite
I am getting my peg in there first for Patrick Bartholomew Ahern.
(reason for nomination)
The Mahon Tribunal. All of it.
In particular:
“It is not correct, and if I said so, I was not correct — I cannot recall if I said it, but I did not say, or if I did, I did not mean to say it — that these issues could not be dealt with until the end of the Mahon Tribunal,” - Ahern.
“It took Ireland 30 years to become an overnight success.” - Tosspot.
(reference link)
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/fionnan-sheahan/straight-answers-needed-to-taxing-bertie-questions-1277938.html
Fare thee well
February 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
A wise choice Pinkie. Mr Ahern will surely be the favourite to win this month’s award.
Having said that, Staunton said some pretty retarded shit at the start of the month so I’d expect someone will nominate him. Could give our illustrious leader a run for his money…
February 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Hello fuckface
OK I know I can’t win the prize or anything but I feel have to make a suggestion, just to make the vote a bit more interesting. Anyone that read the Sunday Independents’ Life magazine last Sunday will understand where I’m coming from. It was Marcus Sweeney’s interview that was the main feature story in Sunday. Well talk about toilet trash, you don’t even need to read the interview, just look at the photos of him, you can tell from them that all that will come out of this man’s mouth is shite.You can see his nipples in one shot and his hairy belly button in another, for fuck sake pass the sick bucket! I think the aim of the interview was so he could get some sympathy, that’s going by the slapped arse look on his face in every photo. But anyway here is an example of the crap spoken:
When asked about drugs:
I think it’s very unfair. It’s an element of society that’s there. It’s present there and we all know it’s there. It’s very unfair to drag anyone in who is aware of what’s going on, because we are all fully aware of what’s going on. Whether you are in a nightclub or a bar or a house party, or wherever you are going. Drugs are out there. We are not idiots. And it has come to the stage that this is out there and it has come to the stage that let’s put our hands up and say, ‘Ok, it’s there’. But if you are not familiar with drugs, therefore you can not be aware of drugs. If I’m not familiar with drugs, I’m not aware of them. I’m into my health and fitness; I’m into my lifestyle and my food and my restaurant. I’m not fully aware of them.
Now give me my prize you obnoxious wanker!!
February 29th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Thanks a bunch you old skank…
That’s a fair mouthful of shite all right.