Firstly, I hope you read this. Otherwise I’m just wasting my time and making myself look like a bit of a queer for nothing. Balls.
I’m sorry I shouted at you this morning, it’s not that I was really that mad, you were just doing my head in and I’m not much of a morning person anyway, as you know. I’ve been extra grumpy lately because I’m not getting enough sleep due to working on this blog. For this I apologise. I realise that you are having a tough time at home with the littlest Shitetalker (a real Micro-Satan) and, to be fair, I haven’t been helping like I should be. I’m sorry.
You know by now that I’m not the most romantic person in the world, in fact, I probably don’t even make into the top 6 billion, but I am going to try harder this year. I’m not going to go all mushy here because one of the lads might read it and they’d never let me live it down, (cunts) but I will say that I love you and I’ll see you soon.
Happy Valentine’s Day

12:48 pm - February 14th, 2008
Ah jaysus - ye oul softie!
*sniffles*
1:11 pm - February 14th, 2008
I know, I think I must have exorcised all my rage on the Bald Devil. Now I feel a strange and unusual sense of joy and love…
Or maybe I’m just having a good day in work, it’s hard to tell.