Depression
I’ve been fairly lazy this week, partly due to the Paddy’s Day hangover, partly due to the fact that my laptop is still fucked, but mostly because I’ve been fairly fucking depressed. The God of misfortune has been pissing all over me this week, with large bills (both expected and unexpected) coming thick and fast at a time when I’ve already got fuck all cash. On top of all these, we’ve got a wedding to go to next weekend (I’m one of the groomsmen) so that’ll be another €500-600 down the shitter. Then on Thursday, just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, my car decided to commit suicide.
So I’ve spent much of this week drinking and gambling to take my mind off the question “how the fuck am I gonna pay for all this???”. I can’t say getting drunk helped much and the gambling certainly didn’t improve my financial situation! But thankfully, I emerged from my shell this morning, in the realisation that these things aren’t going to go away by themselves, and miraculously solved all my short-term financial worries in one go - god bless credit cards!
Expect a similar post in about a months’ time…









March 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Ever think of selling your body to pay the bills?
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 am
Yes, bills do in fact suck balls. Although that’s just what I do when the funds are a bit low - suck balls. I have a spot on the Baggot Street bridge, or at least I used to until I gave a particularly bad service one night and ended up owing money to the punter.
So now my “go to” plan for paying the bills at this time of the year went out the window along with the little self respect I had left!
March 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
Pinkie - If you can find me some decent, preferably female, clients then maybe…
Maxi - Not so sure about the ball-sucking plan, not that I’ve any great self respect, I just don’t think I’d like the taste of hairy balls. It takes a long shower, two bottles of wine and countless months of begging to get the missus to put her mouth anywhere near my own balls so they’ve gotta taste pretty bad, right?
March 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Fair enough - Just an idea though!
March 24th, 2008 at 1:24 am
[i]they’ve gotta taste pretty bad, right?[/i]
….. no.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:25 am
SON OF A MOTHERF…!
they’ve gotta taste pretty bad, right?
…. no.
(better work or I am gonna slap someone)