Comments on: Grand Theft Blotto http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/ I ain't dead yet, motherfucker Sun, 23 May 2010 09:59:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: H http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/comment-page-1/#comment-56 H Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:07:02 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/#comment-56 Sounds like my kind of man, an opportunist! Sounds like my kind of man, an opportunist!

]]> By: Pinkie http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/comment-page-1/#comment-54 Pinkie Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:26:25 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/#comment-54 My da had a stroke a few years back and one side of his body is paralysed. His leg isnt too bad, can amble around with a stick and all but his right arm is fucked. Anyways, couple of years ago we had set up the xmas decor and got teh crib on the tele. Some gobshite put Jesus in the manger before Christmas Eve so I whipped him out and stashed him up the arse of a snowman (dont ask) So we were doing the christmas shopping late at night in Dunnes. My da was stalling as he does being able to only crawl along at a depressing speed. Me adn my brother got out to the car first and my da comes 'bating' (relatively) out of the shop and hops (relatively) into teh car all happy with himself. He had only gone and stole Jesus from the Dunnes crib scene on the way out! Feck's sake. I think you do need help. But not for the alkokleptomania. (pardon the typos, my fingers are feckin freezin!) My da had a stroke a few years back and one side of his body is paralysed. His leg isnt too bad, can amble around with a stick and all but his right arm is fucked. Anyways, couple of years ago we had set up the xmas decor and got teh crib on the tele. Some gobshite put Jesus in the manger before Christmas Eve so I whipped him out and stashed him up the arse of a snowman (dont ask)
So we were doing the christmas shopping late at night in Dunnes. My da was stalling as he does being able to only crawl along at a depressing speed. Me adn my brother got out to the car first and my da comes ‘bating’ (relatively) out of the shop and hops (relatively) into teh car all happy with himself. He had only gone and stole Jesus from the Dunnes crib scene on the way out!

Feck’s sake.

I think you do need help.
But not for the alkokleptomania.

(pardon the typos, my fingers are feckin freezin!)

]]> By: H http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/comment-page-1/#comment-53 H Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:21:36 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/#comment-53 Ha! That reminds me, I once stole the keys to my local McDonalds, locked the staff into the restaurant then threw the keys into a skip. My friend wasn't used to this kind of evil tomfoolery so he fished out the keys, opened the door and gave them back. Bah! Never feel bad about taking anything from a bar, those cunts rob us on a regular basis. Ha! That reminds me, I once stole the keys to my local McDonalds, locked the staff into the restaurant then threw the keys into a skip. My friend wasn’t used to this kind of evil tomfoolery so he fished out the keys, opened the door and gave them back. Bah!

Never feel bad about taking anything from a bar, those cunts rob us on a regular basis.

]]> By: Nonny http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/comment-page-1/#comment-52 Nonny Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:27:07 +0000 http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/grand-theft-blotto/#comment-52 "Woke up the next morning with a concrete hand in my pocket. From a statue I presume? ? ?" For some reason I laughed for a good five mins at that. It was funny. I picked a barmans keys up once. It was an accident. For a good hour and thirty mins, we looked on bewildered, wondering what all the staff were doing running about the place. When I realized what I had done I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I brought them with me. “Woke up the next morning with a concrete hand in my pocket. From a statue I presume? ? ?”

For some reason I laughed for a good five mins at that. It was funny. I picked a barmans keys up once. It was an accident. For a good hour and thirty mins, we looked on bewildered, wondering what all the staff were doing running about the place. When I realized what I had done I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I brought them with me.

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