Back in the modern world, I am.

It’s been about three months since I performed surgery on/murdered my old laptop and since then blogging has been a total pain in the hole due to the fact that my home PC has all the speed and processing power of a banana so, although I persisted for a couple weeks after the fatality occured, I eventually got annoyed, then pissed off and then depressed so I decided to take an extended break from this blogging business. But now it’s time to rejoice people, I’ve gone and bought myself a new laptop!

*cue triumphant music*
I could probably write a fucking thesis on all the shit I’ve missed in the last two months but that would take ages to write, ages to read and more importantly, ages to write. Not to mention the fact that it would bore whatever few readers I have left into such a state of despair that they would probably take their own lives. Instead I’ll leave you with a brief summary of the shit that has been yanking my chain since last time…

• The Economy - Ha. Up yours long-time affluenza sufferers, you are all going to be poor again. Won’t affect me, I’m already there.
• Global Warming - If it means the weather stays like this? Bring it on…
• Euro 2008 - No Ireland, No England. Double boo. Not that I like England, I just like to watch them crash out of competitions after the media inevitably bill them as ‘one of the favourites’.
• The Lisbon Treaty - Couldn’t care less because it doesn’t matter. Voting yes just makes it nice and legal for the EU to implement the changes, voting no means they’ll have to make the same changes on the sly.
• Brian Cowen (on the Lisbon Treaty) - A month ago he said he didn’t even read the Lisbon Treaty. In today’s STAR he said “I negotiated that treaty line for line”. Hmmm.
• Junkies, Old people, Snooty Bitches, My Boss - You make my working life a fucking misery, please, please, please, die now.
• Google Adsense - For putting a fucking ‘High School Musical’ ad on my website. What the fuck is that about?
• NCT - Failed my car for having ’squeaky’ wipers. What a load of fuckin horseshit.
• Nissan - Charged me €135 for a teeny part to fix said wipers. Robbing cunts.
• My Local Mechanic - Charged me €120 to fit said teeny part. I hope your cock gets caught in a fan-belt.

Thank fuck I got this new computer, I’m starting to feel much better already. Who needs a therapist when you’ve got a blog, eh?

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