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Computers are Female

Here’s why:

- The ’software’ will sometimes freeze up unexpectedly, leaving your ‘hardware’ to frantically search for an alternative solution to the problem

- Is constanty nagging you to tidy your desktop or fix and upgrade things that you don’t give a shit about

- Browsing is one of its main functions

- No matter how long you spend tweaking and customising it to your taste, one day you’ll come home and find it’s reverted to its default settings

- Lets you know that something is wrong by emitting a repetitive high pitched noise

- After a few years it’s storage becomes bloated and performance is sluggish, something to do with all those chips inside it perhaps?

- When left in the wrong hands, it will divulge all kinds of confidential information about you

- The newer the model, the better