Computers are Female
treatment of emphysema
Here’s why:
- The ’software’ will sometimes freeze up unexpectedly, leaving your ‘hardware’ to frantically search for an alternative solution to the problem
- Is constanty nagging you to tidy your desktop or fix and upgrade things that you don’t give a shit about
- Browsing is one of its main functions
- No matter how long you spend tweaking and customising it to your taste, one day you’ll come home and find it’s reverted to its default settings
- Lets you know that something is wrong by emitting a repetitive high pitched noise
- After a few years it’s storage becomes bloated and performance is sluggish, something to do with all those chips inside it perhaps?
- When left in the wrong hands, it will divulge all kinds of confidential information about you
- The newer the model, the better
July 21st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Wow, I’m not brave enough to post like that, and I’ve posted some risky shit in my time!
July 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
I don’t think I’ve any female readers so it won’t matter a whole lot!
July 26th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
That’s absolutely disgraceful, a terrible way to talk about women. I’m shocked.It’s all fucking true mind.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Why is that just when you have committed yourself to one, you immediately find another that is cheaper, faster and much more attractive overall???
July 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
My woman just asked me who the king of America was.
It’s a pity she didn’t come with a pentium processor!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 am
Stupid woman, hasn't she ever heard of Jerry Springer?