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Computers are Female

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Here’s why:

- The ’software’ will sometimes freeze up unexpectedly, leaving your ‘hardware’ to frantically search for an alternative solution to the problem

- Is constanty nagging you to tidy your desktop or fix and upgrade things that you don’t give a shit about

- Browsing is one of its main functions

- No matter how long you spend tweaking and customising it to your taste, one day you’ll come home and find it’s reverted to its default settings

- Lets you know that something is wrong by emitting a repetitive high pitched noise

- After a few years it’s storage becomes bloated and performance is sluggish, something to do with all those chips inside it perhaps?

- When left in the wrong hands, it will divulge all kinds of confidential information about you

- The newer the model, the better

6 Responses to “Computers are Female”

  1. Maxi CaneNo Gravatar Says:

    Wow, I’m not brave enough to post like that, and I’ve posted some risky shit in my time!

  2. HNo Gravatar Says:

    I don’t think I’ve any female readers so it won’t matter a whole lot!

  3. ThriftcriminalNo Gravatar Says:

    That’s absolutely disgraceful, a terrible way to talk about women. I’m shocked.It’s all fucking true mind.

  4. GrandadNo Gravatar Says:

    Why is that just when you have committed yourself to one, you immediately find another that is cheaper, faster and much more attractive overall???

  5. Maxi CaneNo Gravatar Says:

    My woman just asked me who the king of America was.

    It’s a pity she didn’t come with a pentium processor!

  6. HNo Gravatar Says:

    Stupid woman, hasn't she ever heard of Jerry Springer?

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