Here’s why:

- The ’software’ will sometimes freeze up unexpectedly, leaving your ‘hardware’ to frantically search for an alternative solution to the problem

- Is constanty nagging you to tidy your desktop or fix and upgrade things that you don’t give a shit about

- Browsing is one of its main functions

- No matter how long you spend tweaking and customising it to your taste, one day you’ll come home and find it’s reverted to its default settings

- Lets you know that something is wrong by emitting a repetitive high pitched noise

- After a few years it’s storage becomes bloated and performance is sluggish, something to do with all those chips inside it perhaps?

- When left in the wrong hands, it will divulge all kinds of confidential information about you

- The newer the model, the better

1. 
   Maxi Cane said...
   12:38 pm - July 21st, 2008

   Wow, I’m not brave enough to post like that, and I’ve posted some risky shit in my time!

2. 
   H said...
   11:46 am - July 22nd, 2008

   I don’t think I’ve any female readers so it won’t matter a whole lot!

3. 
   Thriftcriminal said...
   8:35 pm - July 26th, 2008

   That’s absolutely disgraceful, a terrible way to talk about women. I’m shocked.It’s all fucking true mind.

4. 
   Grandad said...
   10:51 pm - July 30th, 2008

   Why is that just when you have committed yourself to one, you immediately find another that is cheaper, faster and much more attractive overall???

5. 
   Maxi Cane said...
   3:46 pm - July 31st, 2008

   My woman just asked me who the king of America was.

   It’s a pity she didn’t come with a pentium processor!

6. 
   H said...
   3:24 am - August 2nd, 2008

   Stupid woman, hasn't she ever heard of Jerry Springer?

7. 
   Bookmarks about Computers said...
   9:30 pm - October 30th, 2008

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