About

About Me:

I’m a twenty-something year old guy from the horse-shit county of Kildare. I like drinking and fucking though not necessarily in that order. I have some kids (as a direct result of my prior statement) and a hot lady friend who has (stupidly) agreed to marry me. After 9 years of pissing about in shit jobs I decided enough was enough so I recently returned to university to pursue a degree in Multimedia science. This basically means I can write off the time I waste fluting around on the internet as ’study time’ without getting into a fight with the aforementioned wife-to-be.

My studies are going well and, with the vast knowledge I have amassed, pretty soon I hope to own the whole internet AND the interweb. So you better get fucking used to me being around…

On a more serious note, I am a useful internets type of guy with web/graphic design skillz, that currently don’t pay the billz but I would like them to. So drop me a line if you want some webby stuff done that you a) don’t know how to do yourself, or b) are too fucking lazy to do yourself. Free pictures of my hot lady friend in her smalls with every enquiry.*

*On second thoughts… no.