About this site
It’s a blog… and a pretty shite one at that.

Comment Policy
Write whatever the fuck you like. Be aware though, if men with briefcases and funny wigs come knocking on my door I may be forced to alter/delete some of the more ‘insightful’ comments.

Advertising Policy
I know you don’t like ads. I don’t care. Ads make money. Money is good. Simple as that.

Privacy Policy
Privacy is my utmost concern. My privacy that is. As for your privacy, uh….

Legal
This blog may contain opinions/stories that are not entirely factual. A lot of what is said by myself or my commenters is based on personal opinions, conjecture, rumours, heresay or just downright made-up bullshit. The purpose of this blog is to make people laugh, not fill people’s heads with conspiracy theories, scandal, allegations or other potentially libellous remarks. If you do have a problem with something that appears on my site, please contact me.