As the name of this website suggests, I have a tendency to talk shite. A considerable amount of shite, if the truth be told. However, Bertie’s recent insistence that his mother gave him £7000 (and he doesn’t know how she got it), made me realise that there are other people in the world who are also quite adept at this shite-talking lark.
As the owner of Shitetalker.com, I feel it is my duty to recognise the achievements of my fellow Shitetalkers and so I bring you the “Shitetalker of the Month Award”, the ultimate accolade for those among us who can’t operate their mouth and brain simultaneously. I would like to offer my readers and fellow bloggers the opportunity to take part in this great event, with a fantastic prize for the winning nomination!*
*I cannot guarantee that the prize will actually be ‘fantastic’.
To enter simply nominate your Shitetalker of the Month using the comment form below, stating why you feel your Nominee deserves the title (provide links to relevant info if necessary). After the nomination period is closed, I will conduct an on-site poll to determine the winner. The person who nominated the eventual winner of the poll will receive a prize of €10 worth of call credit for the network of their choice.
Some rules:
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The person who first declares the winning nominee will receive the prize. Please do not nominate someone already mentioned as you are wasting your time!
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Only 1 nominee per reader, so choose carefully!
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Depending on the number of nominations, I may have to exclude some nominees from the poll. I have the final say in which nominees are included in the poll.
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You can nominate anyone be it a politician, sports star, celebrity, a fellow blogger or (if you like) you can even nominate me, but where’s the fucking fun in that? All I ask is that you can validate your reasons for nominating the person in question and provide links if the topic is not common knowledge.
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The poll will be conducted at the end of each month.
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I feel it is important to point out that I will not require any personal information other than your email address to deliver the prize. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the prize, readers from outside the ROI may have no use for it.
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The prize is non-negotiatable.
That’s it! Nominate your candidate for February’s Shitetalker of the Month now!
CURRENT NOMINEES:
Bertie Ahern - Mahon Tribunal gibberish - Nominated by Pinkie
Marcus Sweeney - Derek Zoolander moment - Nominated by Mrs Shitetalker
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