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	<description>I ain't dead yet, motherfucker</description>
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		<title>&#8216;I like cake&#8217; to &#8216;I lick cock&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/11/i-like-cake-to-i-lick-cock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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You&#8217;ve played this game before right?
Change one letter at a time to get from the original phrase to &#8216;hilarious&#8217; end phrase. Write out each intermediate step in full and no makey-up bullcrap words, ok?
I did it in 6 steps, can you beat that?
Prizes for the shortest &#38; funniest entries*
*Not really
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		<title>Vote! Shitetalker of the Month for Feb 2008</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The inaugural Shitetalker of the Month award will open for voting at midnight tonight. I will accept last minute nominations until 10pm tonight but after that I&#8217;m gonna be too drunk to chance tinkering around with this thing.
Voting will remain open until midnight on 5th March.
VOTE NOW!
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		<title>Shitetalker of the Month</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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fever gloss
As the name of this website suggests, I have a tendency to talk shite. A considerable amount of shite, if the truth be told. However, Bertie&#8217;s recent insistence that his mother gave him £7000 (and he doesn&#8217;t know how she got it), made me realise that there are other people in the world [...]]]></description>
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