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	<title>Shitetalker.com &#187; Genius</title>
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	<description>I ain't dead yet, motherfucker</description>
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		<title>Action Plan #1</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2009/03/action-plan-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 01:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all the talk of our growing dole queues and crumbling economy that I&#8217;ve been hearing in the news lately, I thought that it would be interesting to conduct a little experiment. So I went to Monster.ie and searched through their database to see just how many jobs were out there for someone with qualifications [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;I like cake&#8217; to &#8216;I lick cock&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/11/i-like-cake-to-i-lick-cock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/11/i-like-cake-to-i-lick-cock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
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You&#8217;ve played this game before right?
Change one letter at a time to get from the original phrase to &#8216;hilarious&#8217; end phrase. Write out each intermediate step in full and no makey-up bullcrap words, ok?
I did it in 6 steps, can you beat that?
Prizes for the shortest &#38; funniest entries*
*Not really
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		<title>Outdone&#8230; By my 7 year old son</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/06/outdone-by-my-7-year-old-son/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/06/outdone-by-my-7-year-old-son/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:29:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son finished school last Friday and, just like every other year, his teacher gave him a mountain of old shite school work to bring home. The bag contained all sorts of crap &#8211; seasonal artwork, plasticine models, all his old copies (neatly written at the start but descending into an incoherent scribbly mess by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Squeeze &#8216;em Brian</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/06/squeeze-em-brian/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/06/squeeze-em-brian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If we were to rank all the Irish blogs in descending order according to their readership, this blog (unfortunately) would not make the into top 10.
Would it be in the top 100?
No.
Top 1000?
Hmmm&#8230; Probably not. There is, after all, 1001 Irish Blogs (in case you didn&#8217;t know).
With this in mind, I would hazard a guess that our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What goes around&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/what-goes-around/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/what-goes-around/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A colleague of mine sent an email to my work account this morning, it went something like this:
To: none@ofyourfuckingbusiness.com
From: asshole@iemaileveryonewitheverybitofshitifindonline.com
Subject: A song for Bertie
This is fuckin hilarious &#8211; check it out!
http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/i-will-resign/
How I laughed.
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		<title>Fucking around with Irishblogs.ie</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/fucking-around-with-irishblogsie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/fucking-around-with-irishblogsie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Irishblogs.ie is a funny &#8216;ol site. Not ha ha funny, but funny in a weird &#8216;what the fuck?&#8217; kind of a way.
I don&#8217;t use the site very often (well, practically never) but tonight I felt compelled to have a look and see if someone, anyone at all, was out there blogging about something other than [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brain Bubbled</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/brain-bubbled/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/brain-bubbled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This blogging thing isn&#8217;t as easy as I first thought. I mean, it&#8217;s not fucking rocket science, but some days it seems that inspiration is pretty hard to come by. Today is one of those days. Luckily, the title of my blog gives me licence to write about pretty much anything so long as it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>US set to go kill crazy with introduction of the &#8216;Murder Oscars&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/us-set-to-go-kill-crazy-with-introduction-of-the-murder-oscars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/us-set-to-go-kill-crazy-with-introduction-of-the-murder-oscars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Law]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The US Justice Dept yesterday announced plans to introduce a &#8216;Kill Leaderboard&#8217; for all US citizens at home or living abroad. From 1st May 2008 US citizens will receive 1 point on this Leaderboard for each &#8216;attributed death&#8217; on their hands. The announcement comes just days after yet another high-profile college massacre in the States [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Go to work wasted</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/go-to-work-wasted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/02/go-to-work-wasted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although I&#8217;m not exactly long on this Earth (a mere 26 years), I&#8217;ve noticed during the course of my working life (a poxy 10 years) that the frequency of staff members showing up for work drunk and/or  high has been in steady decline, freefall even. Around the turn of the millennium, it used to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The power to save the Earth lies in your chubby hands</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2007/12/the-power-to-save-the-earth-lies-in-your-chubby-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2007/12/the-power-to-save-the-earth-lies-in-your-chubby-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Genius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vent]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[With the exception of a handful of quacks in the American Republican Administration, we, as a race, have all now accepted the reality that our planet is fucked&#8230; and that it&#8217;s pretty much all our fault. But rather than actually make some serious environmental changes, our collective Governments have been dragging their heels since the [...]]]></description>
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