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	<description>I ain't dead yet, motherfucker</description>
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		<title>Computers are Female</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/07/computers-are-female/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:39:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s why:
- The &#8217;software&#8217; will sometimes freeze up unexpectedly, leaving your &#8216;hardware&#8217; to frantically search for an alternative solution to the problem
- Is constanty nagging you to tidy your desktop or fix and upgrade things that you don&#8217;t give a shit about
- Browsing is one of its main functions
- No matter how long you spend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smile</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/smile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;
It&#8217;s Monday again. This might help.
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		<title>Money-Grabbing Cunt Writes Advertising Programme Activation Post</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/money-grabbing-cunt-writes-advertising-programme-activation-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yup. That&#8217;s me.

Sadly, this is one of my better posts. 
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		<title>Extreme Energy Saving Guide &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/extreme-energy-saving-guide-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m an environmentalist. Not one of those tree-hugging, non-washing, hippie freaks, but I am an environmentalist none the less and I&#8217;m moderately concerned about the future of our planet. Since I am still quite young, I feel I have good reason to be concerned. Sure, it&#8217;s okay for you oldies who&#8217;ll be long dead before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The difference between good and bad blogging</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/the-difference-between-good-and-bad-blogging/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/the-difference-between-good-and-bad-blogging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[click for full size

What a crazy 48 hours it has been. It would appear that Bertie&#8217;s resignation theme tune is proving to be very popular. I&#8217;m truly shocked that it has gained so much interest, thanks to all who have been emailing it to friends and family, hopefully they all got a good laugh out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Will Resign</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/04/i-will-resign/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking Mahon would find out
About my takings on the side
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how I got it wrong
But I grew strong
When I learned how to play along
But then the banks
Those fecking gays
They went and showed the jaysis court
That I got cash from the UK
I shouldn&#8217;t have lodged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shitetalker of the Month &#8211; 100% Improved!!</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/shitetalker-of-the-month-100-improved/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/shitetalker-of-the-month-100-improved/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shitetalker of the Month is back and better than ever, 100% better!
In case you&#8217;ve forgotten, or weren&#8217;t reading this shit a month ago, here are the rules
I&#8217;ve decided to DOUBLE the prize for the winning nomination because, let&#8217;s face it, €10 is a pretty crappy prize, even by shitty blog-prize standards. €20 is not so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 blunk 2 drog 2 day</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/2-blunk-2-drog-2-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So here it is, St. Patrick&#8217;s Day. I will get 8 hours of sleep now then follow up with 12 hours of patriotic drunkeness, a chicken baguette, taco fries and perhaps a row. I will then need a good 12 hours of near-comatose sleep coupled with extreme snoring, farting, etc. before I&#8217;m ready to face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;In the Ryan house&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/in-the-ryan-house/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/in-the-ryan-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:51:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8230;it&#8217;s um&#8230; mostly just me&#8230; sitting around and drinking all day. Now that Morah and the kids are gone&#8217;
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		<title>A look at tonight&#8217;s weather</title>
		<link>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/a-look-at-tonights-weather/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shitetalker.com/2008/03/a-look-at-tonights-weather/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>H</dc:creator>
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As you can see, it&#8217;s going to a bitter cold night across most of the country with temperatures dropping to as low as -6&#176;C in some areas. There will be ice and patchy snow in the border regions making for difficult driving conditions. The west and south-east will see some very heavy rain showers, accompanied [...]]]></description>
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