I like emails. Especially real, non-spammy, emails.
If you are thinking of sending me some spam, it might be helpful to know that I’ve already got an enormous cock; and I own a pharmacy; and I’ve got lots of college degrees. Plus, I’m stinkin rich so I don’t need your loans or lottery wins. Donate the money to a charity or blow it on booze and hookers or something… just leave my inbox alone.
If, however, you would like to leave a real message; be it praise, abuse, or just for something to do while you countdown the seconds to your inevitable death, then please fill in the form below. I might even reply…